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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

cyberjock:

*watches 1 episode of anime*

ah yes now i can reblog it

Anonymous asked:

In your opinion, who is the physically the strongest Disney prince - just curious.

frostytower:

rapnzel-s:

Without a doubt Eugene.

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no seriously watch him jumping around the castle roof, he fricken runs around the edges of the roof like good god I would’ve fallen off and he jumps really big distance on the roof too
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how the fack does he do that

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and he tackles down Maximus - who is a HUGE horse like have you seen the neck on Maximus Jebus it’s the size of Eugene

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and he got beat up by said horse

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and here he is hanging on for dear life if that was me I would’ve fallen and died

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and then he plummeted to his death and somehow survived?!

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(god Eugene’s scream in that^ bit makes me laugh so much) and then he climbed a tower straight afterwards like okay then

and my personal favourite; with his last strength he saved Rapunzel

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and with even less strength than that he tugged on Rapunzel’s head to get her attention

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not to mention he was whacked by a freaking frying pan heaps

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oh and when he fell flat on his face in the chair

he flipped himself onto his side using just his fingers

dang

This post is still getting notes.
This is it.
This is my legacy.
Put this on my gravestone when I’m dead.
This is how I’ll be remembered.

penizpizza:

that moment when you try to make a relatable post

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

"he likes girls too much to be gay"

wait hold on i have an idea

what if, no, hear me out, what if

bisexual

2000ish:

Plot twist: fetch happened.

herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

rakaizombie:

wobblydash:

jamesfactscalvin:

magieundfreiheit:

micdotcom:

Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens

Follow micdotcom

WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

Oh my God, these people are horrible!

Yeah my school told us making out could cause pregnancy too.

when i was in middle school they gave a girl a giant red paper heart and had three or four guys each come up and rip a piece off - the last chunk left in her hand was supposed to symbolize her worth as a person after being with other people.

a-teacup-tale:

WHY ISN’T THERE A LAW REQUIRING A DVD RELEASE OF THE FINAL PERFORMANCE OF EVERY BROADWAY SHOW ONCE IT CLOSES?!?

cedricdigory:

Taylor Swift, another victim of TFIOS (x) (cc. taylorswift fishingboatproceeds)

frozen-autumn-sky:

What have I done…