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please mind the gap

  • Most girls on first day of school:

    -walks around school, finds old friends, gets new class list-

  • Me on first day of school:

    -stumbles into random music room, breaks expensive vase, accidentally joins a host club-

foxnewsofficial:

nice of people to stop murdering with steam in the year 2000

rainbowznstuff:

intergaylactic:

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

hes the guy we learn about in math

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE

sagihairius:

this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space

thefleshmustgrow:

superfurlock:

chandeluresinsicily:

JACK BLACK IS LITERALLY LEADING AN ENTIRE ARMY OF PO COSTUMES HOW IS THIS PICTURE NOT ALL OVER TUMBLR

the furries grow stronger

they have gained a strong leader that will lead them to victory

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

arcticmonkgays:

i’m so stoked for obama to drop his new album

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

sherlocksrosydancer:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

annabellioncourt:

raydramon:

annabellioncourt:

raydramon:

drago-gallantmon:

Walked into the elevator and found this, welcome to college everybody

I dare you to eat it

don’t eat that.

Trust me, I’m an engineer, it’s safe to eat. If you look at the pudding, it is still sealed in the packet. If you think it may be contaminated, you can stick it in boiling water to kill off an bacteria or other nasties.

update: you may eat the pudding.

there have been cases of people using a syringe to inject something into a sealed food item. It’s unlikely you’d find the pinprick and think that a sealed container means it’s safe. Boiling it wont get rid of drugs or poisons that may have been injected

Update: don’t eat it

vampirebambinas:

don’t you DARE tell me it’s unfair that macklemore is winning so many grammys don’t you DARE TELL ME that drake or jay z had to write so many songs to get to his grammy level because macklemore is a fucking genius who is A SELF PRODUCED INDEPENDENT ARTIST who does not have A SINGLE SONG ABOUT “BITCHES” OR GETTING HIGH OR ANY OF THE MAINSTREAM SHIT he is a genius and he deserves every single award and more so shut the fuck up

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.